Union Jack

AKA Lord Spankington (United Kingdom)

Lord Spankington may appear to be just another dithering, ineffectual, vaguely effeminate aristocrat. But don't be fooled! He is actually Union Jack, a dithering, ineffectual, vaguely effeminate superhero. Wielding his Really Fantastic Cricket Bat(tm), Union Jack springs forth from a secret lair below Blushbottom, Lord Spankington's vast rural estate, as the weak-chinned defender of all that is proper.